Another weekend, another two wins for the Bears soccer team. The squad is still undefeated, they sit at #1 overall in Canada, and they haven’t allowed a single goal against. Over the last two days, the club went down to barren Winnipeg, Manitoba, avoided all of the city’s sins, and proceeded to stomp the Winnipeg Wesmen into oblivion. For the third straight week, the Golden Bears kept their opponents off the score board. At this pace, Winnie the Pooh or Mitt Romney could post shutouts for the Bears.
You know, at this rate, the team might even stand a chance against Liverpool. Just sayin’.