by Neelam Singh
Hey.
I’m not sure if you remember me.
How have you been?
I hope you’re doing well.
…
Listen, I’ve been wanting to say this.
I think you’re gorgeous.
Your eyes are stunning.
I’m going to try my best to shoot my shot.
I liked you in high school.
You’re really cute.
…
I’m actually seeing someone…
I just started talking to someone…
I’m kind of investing my feelings with another girl…
That’s so sweet of you…
I really appreciate that…
…
Well it was worth a shot!
Thanks for letting me down easy.
No no no, don’t be sorry!
It’s okay, don’t even worry about it!
I hope it works out with her.
…
It was nice to hear from you.
Reach out anytime.
You made my day.
Of course, you too.
Maybe another time.
…
Please, please, please oh my god.
Are you kidding me?
What the hell.
Why doesn’t this ever work?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Banner Image Courtesy of Sean Bernard (Twitter: @seanbgoneill).
Neelam you are beautiful, sweet, gorgeous heart of gold.